Mom

Dat lady who drives you nuts but who you can’t help but love....... hopefully. Amazing woman Super short. LOVES FLOWERS! Hates guns and most definitely dislikes you.

Mom: will you be home for dinner?

You: nope.

Mom: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE THEN DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH EFORT IT TOOK TO COOK IT!!! Sit down boy and let me tell you!

You: ugh.
Mom: so I was at Starbucks.......

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mom

The one person a daughter can hate the most
mothers can:
-be bitches
-invade your privacy
-believe thier always right
-nag and complain constantly
-hit you for no reason
-cause public embarassment
-make you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend
and the list could go on...the only thing to thank a mother for is the gift of life THAT'S IT

kid: "I hate you"

mom: "I brought you into this world, I can take you out"

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Mom

some woman you didn't chose to be with yet you are stuck with your entire life until you move out. bitch who always thinks she's right, and if you DARE say she's wrong all hell breaks loose. nags the shit out of you about how you don't do enough chores. goes apeshit if you dont get perfect grades. tells you that you have to be forever grateful that she brought you into this world.

"do the laundry! clean your room! get better grades! your a failure and will never make it in life!" -mom
"FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!" - me

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Mom

Another way of writing 'mum'. A woman who screams at you all day and night for not doing your chores (and the woman is not your wife)

Mom, stop screaming at me!

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Mom

A person who is so hypercritical and wont let you do anything

My Mom wont let me do anything

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Mom

A magician, a psychic, a warrior & a hero. Someone who gives you life, and also keeps you alive... & she still does that even when you're a 38 year old woman. She can never be replaced & does not hear "Thank you" or "I love you" enough. If she's your best friend- you are beyond blessed- but even if she isn't, she should be respected.

Mom told me that I got this, & so I believe I do.

Mom

The female parent of a person.

"In my family is a Mom, a Dad, 4 sisters, 2 brothers..."