Random
Source Code
Random
World's largest collection of stolen items.
The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.
when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them
How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.
something old fashion or out of date
That TV is a total museum piece.
3👍 2👎
Large building or hole full of worthless nothingness. Don't miss sixties maniquins with eyes that follow you around the room!! and funny smelling exhibits that remind you of jungle jims. (Thanks Hugo!!) Use this as an escape from school trips to Queen's university!
I thorougly enjoyed my visit to the ulster museum! the nothingness was overwhelming.
3👍 3👎
The Act of wrapping the penis in bacon and having one or more male prostitues/Man whores eat or lick it off, this act can be preformed by a minimul of 2, this act is closly related to the Le Flopper De museum where the adition of french pop music from the 60s is applied
Wow man don just got 3 guys to give him a "Museum Flopper"
Man thats wach
2👍 2👎
A sexual act involving a person with a bus pass. Fucking a Cougar or a Panther.
"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"
A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"
B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."
6👍 12👎
Personal achive of hard core pornography.
My father-in-law offered to mow the lawn, and before I could stop him, he'd found the V&A Museum in the garden shed.
3👍 5👎