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The act of attempting to engage others in meaningful conversation while they are either sleeping or trying to fall asleep.
Allen: Hey, Marcus, what time are we going golfing Friday? Also, are you still willing to go? I know how things have been rough for you lately and just wanted to ask.
Marcus: Bro, I have class in less than 8 hours. Stop owling.
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Middle-aged, nouveau riche, stuck up woman - found predominantely in the shopping centres of Western Europe. 10 years ago they would have been a humble but worthwhile housewife, now they are obnoxious, soulless demons, living only for their next golden purchase - trampling all in their path.
A horrible product of capitalism and god only knows how their twisted offspring will turn out. It may be time to head for the hills.
"Give me that. Get this for me. I haven't got all day. Oh it is terrible. The world revolves around me you know."
"You ridiculous owl. You are a disgusting travesty. Your manners are atrocious and your predictability makes me want to vomit. Farewell."
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PERSON ONE: AYO WHAT THAT OVER THEIR IN THE GARBAGE
PERSON TWO : O SHIT THATS A OWL
PERSON ONE: CUZZO A OWL NOT THAT BIG
PERSON TWO: NAH A DEAD Old White Lady=OWL