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I haven't seen the sexual term used correctly yet. It's when a girl is blowing her bf and when he busts in her mouth she stands up and spits it back in his face.
That bitch did a pearl harbor so next time I busted in her eye.
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When a rather large person has a sudden urge to deficate and runs full speed to the bathroom. The thunderous rumbles from such a large beast are reminiscent of the Japanese planes flying in. The bombs dropping and the destruction that follows can only be described as Pearl Harboring.
Holy fuck bro, did you feel that rumbling???
“Yeah. That’s my dude bro Mugga hustling to the toilet. He weighs 400lbs and last night was chili-(several explosive thuds and splashes are heard)........oh fuck, Mugga Pearl Harbored.
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's face while she is either passed out or sleeping, then waking her up and running away. Thus completing the surprise attack.
Dood, I just gave that girl a pearl harbor!!!
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A blow job, usually referred to in a joke between friends. i.e. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's where I lay down and you blow the hell outta me!
We went into the back room and played Pearl Harbor.
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While having sex with a woman the man plans in advance to cum inside a woman and not say anything. Like the Japanese; he plans to cum, he knows he is about to cum, cums, and after he came he starts a WAR!
Andrew: yo bro how did you get that black eye?
Brian: I Pearl Harbored Michelle last night, she was so pissed she threw a bottle and hit me right in the eye.
Andrew: understandable but worth it.
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The sexual act whereby you fuck her in the ass when she's asleep.
I Pearl Harbored my girlfriend last night.
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Kind of like being punk'd, only by a bunch of humorless rich white old guys with some kind of sinister geopolitical master plan.
Term reffers to the Machiavellian bait-and-switch game played by the Bush neocons whereby the 9/11 attacks were linked to Iraq.
The term 'Pearl Harbored' itself alludes to a comment made by the neocon think-tank PNAC in their manifesto 'Rebuilding America's Defenses', which suggests that nothing less than "A new Pearl Harbor" would be nessecary to garner support for any further actions in Iraq.
This was written well before the tragic events of 9/11.
Author's note: I'm not accusing the Bush administration of actually carrying out 9/11 to establish a pretext for war that the public would support. I merely think this is a very chilling coincidence.
"The PNAC website should be required reading for all Americans who supported the war, so they can learn how they got totally Pearl Harbored"
"Duuude, you still think things are going great in Iraq?
You got totally Pearl Harbored by those PNAC fuckers"
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