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The phantom presents itself when the male, doing his female partner from behind, unloads a mouthful of saliva onto his partner's backside simulating orgasm, but when she turns to profess his studliness gets the true jizz bomb in her face
Can you believe the fat man hit Schleppo with the phantom instead of the dirty Sanchez?
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when making bow-chika-wow-wow with a girl you pull out and spit on her back and when she turns around you blow your load on her face
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When you and a chick are doin it up, you spit on her back and moan and she turns around and you just GET her in the face!
Here comes the phantom
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When someone is performing oral sex, their partner, the one receiving lets out a silent but deadlyfart as they're about to cum and holds the performing artist's head down, keeping their junk in their mouth forcing their partner to breath through their nose and smell the gaseous apparition, then pulling out and ejaculating in their face to make them a white ghostly Phantom. That is the REAL Phantom... Other 'phantoms' listed on here are The Houdini, which should be finished with a TaDa!
While Jan was going down on Billy, his perfectly timed bodily functions allowed him to give Jan the Phantom.
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The souls of individuals from an alien world which was destroyed. These beings resided on the Leonid Meteor, which landed on Earth in the early half of the twenty-first century.
The race was effectively destroyed by the release of a counteracting bioetheric wave.
You've come in contact with a Phantom, sir, please remain calm.
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One who finds a sick pleasure in disposing of his or her own fecal matter in or on property not belonging to themsleves, with the intent of inflicting severe emotional discomfort and stress.
Jake: (squinting)"Dude, I know your the phantom and that shit is foul!"
Joe: "I have no clue what your talking about".
Robby: "OH, GROW UP JAKE"!
Joe: "Yea Jake, Go suck a fatty"!
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When a girl is passed out at a party and you punch her in the vagina, then when she wakes up in the morning, she thinks she was raped and is emotionally scarred for life.
Jenny: "Woah! Megan is freaking out"
Brittany: "Yeah i know! How long should we wait to tell her that Joey gave her a Phantom last night?"
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