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A Pineapple is truly the most amazing, spectacular thing of the human race. It is a thing of beauty, something that should be worshipped and loved by all that know it. The Pineapple is truly superior to such average fruits as the apple, pear and lemon. The only fruit that comes close to a pineapple is the Nectarine but still the Pineapple is in a different league to all these.
The Pineapple is said to have solved both World War 2 and Amy Winehouse's drug problems, both potentially fatal events. It is a great companion of Ghandi and has also been called king upon men - great words spoken by Stephen Hawking as the Pineapple is about the only thing that keeps him sane.
The last fact of the Pineapple is that I have some in my fruit bowl. Also buy them from Tescos or Morrisons as the rest taste like a very dirty bottom.
Woah, there's a Pineapple over there and Oh My GOD he's looking at us!
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An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.
Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.
Next day-
Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad
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lmao wtf bro??? its a god damn fruit ??? so im confusion to why you are here m8
A fag : hmm I like pineapple so much,they have a rough texture but the insides are good ( Ν‘Β° ΩΝ Ν‘Β°)
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A common safeword used by dominatrix.
After paying $350 for a dominatrix, there was no way Matt was going to say "pineapple". No matter how many times he was kicked in the balls.
When you are a playing smash bros and use your recovery and hit into the under side of the map while doing so. (Can also be related to in any game in which you can get stuck under something).
Oh no, I just pineappled myself.
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I term you use to describe cocaine when in a situation where you do not want to reveal you are talking about cocaine.
Friend 1: Hey bro, Iβm hungry wanna eat some pineapples
Friend 2: Fo sho dog letβs go!
pineapple is a code name used for your crush or anyone you want to keep a secret
girl 1: pineapple is sooooo fine bru
girl 2:jacob???
girl 1: STFU!!!!!!