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A Platypus is someone who stands with their feet apart, stretched legs and their head held high. They usually waddle along and huddle in groups of friends. Their favourite hobby is to bite people and often purr!
O and they love taking pictures and adding them to their album 'ma fone picz'..
They are usually the coolest chicks on the block.
An example of this would be scaz, saddle and ttayy!
These sexy women do roll the platypus wayy and i can tell you now they do it with pride.
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pronounced: "plait-a-puss"
the braiding or plaiting of a female's pubic hair in her genital regions.
Candy - "i went to this waxing place and decided to get a platypus. its really cool!"
Tequila - "wow i might look into that. it sounds very exotic and Australian!"
Candy - "yeah that's what made me do it. i love those Australians!"
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a beautiful blue detective. hottest platypus to ever exist.
guy 1: “do you guys remember Phineas and Ferb?”
guy 2: “oh, i only remember the hottest, perry the platypus.”
semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action. doobie doobie doo da
Curse you perry the platypus!!!
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Hes a semi aquatic egg-laying mammal of action! hes a furry little flat foot who'll never flinch from a fra ee ay ee ay
hes got more then just mad skill hes got a bever tail and a bill and the women swoon whenever they hear him say
grgrgrgrgrgrgrg! hes perry perry the platypus but you can call him agent p perry! i said you can call him agent p AGENT P!
1. HES PERRY PERRY THE PLATYPUS
2.I want some of perrys platypussy
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The Shady Platypus
The Shady Platypus, (Rm 231 LHS) is the home to Mr. Gawlitta's AP and Gen. Psych classes, as well as 2 sections of American Studies. The Shady Platypus also hosts the meetings of the illustrious Floss Club and celebrates PEZ day every Tuesday. As the story goes, Mr.Gawlitta, upon mishearing his daughter pronounce "Perry the platypus", and instead thinking she had said, "The Shady Platypus", decided that The Shady Platypus would be a fantastic name for a cabin. However, Mr.Gawlitta did not posses a cabin. He did however, have a classroom, and so The Shady Platypus was born.
*Phone Rings*
"Hello, Shady Platypus."
"Hi, could you write me a pass?"
"Sure, where are you going?"
"The Shady Platypus."
*Evil Stare*
He is Phineas and Ferb's pet platypus who they say doesn't do much but is actually a secret agent for major Monogram and his arch-nemesis is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
Perry the platypus, what an unexpected surprise, and by unexpected, I mean... completely expected!
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