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The guy wants to say ,
All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me
All I wanted was someone
Who'd be there 4 me
All I ever wanted was
Someone who'd be true
All I ever wanted was
someone like u.
Hey stupid bot propose my girl.
The guy wants to say ,
All I wanted was someone
To care 4 me
All I wanted was someone
Who'd be there 4 me
All I ever wanted was
someone who'd be true
All I ever wanted was
someone like u.
The girl wants to say,
After I fell in love with u
I fell in love with my life.
Be with me always.
Occurs when a woman presents a man with a positive pregnancy test, and shortly thereafter, they are married. The wedding is usually performed without fanfare at a courthouse or VFW/Bingo hall by a justice of the peace.
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: The girlfriend gave me a Working Man's Wedding Proposal last night. I gotta meet her at the courthouse during my lunch break today.
Man 1: Damn, that sucks.
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A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her
Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal
When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.
"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."
A magician's proposal involves performing the sexual act known as a Houdini and when appearing at the window, kneeling with a ring to perform proposal while your significant other is fornicating with the unknown-to-them individual
Sarah: OMG he proposed! how did he propose?!!!!!
Laura: it was so sweet! it was a magician's proposal. So his BFF was there too!
Sarah:......uh...... and you said yes?