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Someone who can easily run a conversation, like a quarterback runs an offense. Will make you either easy to talk to, or just make people want to punch you in the face.
Example #1:
Jen: I don't think I can go out with Steve, I'm too shy to talk.
Beth: Don't worry, he's such a conversation quarterback, he'll make it easy for you.
Example #2:
Dude: Man, fuck Brent! He's such a conversation quarterback that he won't let you get a word!
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That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.
Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.
Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"
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That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.
That guy is acting like an office quarterback.
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Jerking off whilst looking in the mirror.
"Bobby was found Sacking the Quarterback in the boys locker room."
"I found that mother fucker Sacking the Quarterback in my parents bedroom."
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similar to the dirty sanchez. stick both thumbs up girls anus, reach around to her face and wipe small strips of feces under her eyes. she should
after the dirty sanchez, i proceeded to give her a dirty quarterback =
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when you're tossing a girls salad and in a sudden movement jump up and put it in her ass
i was hooking up with this girl and she called for the quarterback sneak
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when someone sneaks tobacco into a bowl piece and convinces a third party to snap it without their knowledge of tobacco being present.
I passed out on the kitchen floor after Joseph packed me a quarterback sneak last night.