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When your girl is in the bathroom pooping and you kick down the door, sit on her lap, poop between her legs, and then roundhouse her in the jaw.
Have you ever had your girl ask you to poop with her?
Not really but have roadhoused a girl before
When you're so drunk you pick the fat prostitute to fuck and end up with her sucking you off with hot sauce on the tip of your dick, making you scream "crocodile nuts" to make her stop.
Man ...last night I got so wasted I ended up getting a Mississippi roadhouse.
A whole lot of meat with a little funk.
May come with the Mcnutty Special.
You wanna eat somewhere new tonight? Cause i wanna give you the Milwaukee Roadhouse.
When two guys are about to do the deed, but surprise the woman by putting on hats and riding straight into her anal cavity with their tongues out
Hey Jimmy, do you wanna pull a Texas Roadhouse on her tonight?
When you get a blumpkin in the KFC bathroom by a Swamp Donkey.
Sorry I was late, I was picking up Kentucky Roadhouse with Karen.
Drinking so much you feel like you got round housed the next day.
I drank so much yesterday I got roadhoused