shank

to sneak behind somebody and pull down their pants. synonyms: pants

I shanked this guy at school to day and he was free ballin!

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Shank

1. A homemade knife, sometimes very crudely made from ordinary objects (sharpened end of a toothbrush), fashioned from various materials i.e. steel, glass, plastics, woods, etc. It can be made into multiple sizes and styles such as a serated or smooth blade. Found and used in prisons.

"Hand me that shank,ese! I'm gonna punch this fools ticket if it's the last thing I do!"

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shank

to get your pants pulled down unexpectedly in front of others

Damn man, I heard you got shanked the other day. All the chicks are saying you got a small dick.

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the shanks

The term that strippers can use to describe to their boss that they cannot come in because they have Diarrhea. I mean, seriously, who wants to see that?

Um, yeah Vinny this Bumper, I cannot come in tonight cause I got the shanks.

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shank

to stab/slice cut or in general kill with a sword/knife or other sharp shiny object

yo that nigga just shanked sombody, lets bounce from dis hizzouse before the 5-0 roll up
reply- fo-shezy

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Shank

Male - Masturbating whilst concurrently excreting. If timed correctly, a turtles head should appear simultaneously to expultrice.

"Bloody hell Pete, you've been gone ages"
"Yeah sorry mate, I was having a shank".

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shank

taking a shit and havin a wank at the same time

"dude I just went to the jacks and just had a great shank thinkin of your mom"

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