Masturbation. (The noun of the verb 'to shift')
Jay - "I love shifts."
Torin - "Yea, you shift all the time, don't you?"
Jay - "Yea, I shifted three times yesterday."
Torin - "You're just the ultimate shifter, aren't you."
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Shift is a term usually targeted at teed fiveM players that fuck women in the pussy
I am bad at fiveM I wish I was a shift.
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Another word for "Stab" or "Shank"
"I'm so serious, I will shift you. xD"
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A long day spent in your local shiftin pints usually on saturday whilst watchin the football.
My boss : You look rough, Take it you were out last nite!?
Me : yeah it was a good shift
My boss : *walking away shaking his head*
Me : stupid cunt
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Dumbass shit thats just lucid dreaming, but dumbfuck astrology bitches swear it's real.
Shifting:
"Did you know that you could Shift into a different reality by doing ______?"
"Those are the same techniques used to Lucid Dream dumbass"
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To make out, snog, french kiss
"Will you shift my friend over there?"
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The motion of movement Whilst wearing a pair of Nike Super Shift Running Spikes. This speical type of uber speed accomplished with said spikes is tremendous
He shifted down the track to finish his 400m in 48 flat.
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