Snailing

When your horney girlfriend forgets how to be delicate whilst riding your face and unintensionally causes a moment of suffocation. Possibly involves some damaged cartilage.

"Freddy rolled into work on Monday with a spread nose and a smile on his face. Bill said 'What happened to you?' . 'Tina gave me a savage snailing last night. Worth it but'"

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The Snail

Part of the Penis Showing Game.

1. Create the eiffel tower
2. Wrap in a circular motion under then around your balls
3. Pull penis to one side with ballsack still on top

Enjoy

Does this look like a snail to you?

Why yes it does.

That's why they call it the snail.

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snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

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Snail

When you pre cum in your undies leaving a snail slime like mess

'OMG he's so hot he made me snail'

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snailing

Snailing, when you snail someone. First, you rotate your scrotum & balls to the top of your penis, so the upward-facing balls and penis looks like the shape of a snail. Then you drag it along the face of someone. Leaving a trail of smegma or sweat is optional.

I went snailing all over Devin's face last night after he passed out!

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snail

something that is not just cool, but increadably cool.

Man this flash class is so snail.

I know this definition is also snail.

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Snail

baby who eats veggies and will crawl all over you and give you little snail kisses
They will be your bff no matter what
They just vibing
SPEED

Snail: *vibing*
Me: oh my god what a beautiful snail *pat pat*

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