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A school in Palo Alto, CA that is generally considered one of the top 5 academic institutions and the premier sports school in America. The girls are extremely beat and the party scene is deader than Leland Stanford Jr., but still.
Joe had a 1600 SAT score, a perfect 4.0 GPA, was class president, state champion in 3 sports, and started an non-profit orphanage in Ethiopia. Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Princeton were drooling over that motherfucker. Stanford rejected him flat-out.
9 out of 10 girls in California is hot. The 10th one goes to Stanford, or UC-Berkeley.
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normally used as a second name, people with the second name "Stanford" are sexy naughty, and have a big cock (if male), at first they may seem innocent but after you meet them you'll realise that they're very naughty and they don't mind going more than 1 round in the bedroom, only the most luckiest of people can say they have had an experience with them in bed, people normally find themselves attracted to them and normally can't help but pleasure themselves over that person.
damn Mr Stanford (name) you're looking great today!
One of the best universities in the US. Incredibly open-minded and decidedly saturated with that wonderful California liberalism. The girls are better than people say, and the guys are either really hott or ugly like woah. We also party pretty hard here... trust me :). Athletics and academics are premier. Pretty much the best place on the earth.
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a failed version of berkeley with their heads so far up their ass they can't see that
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Commonly called "The Farm."
Stanford > insert your fav university
...except of course in the subject of hot girls...CAN'T ARGUE THAT ONE.
Stanford pwns. Learn about it.
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An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.
Their art museum is quite nice though.
"It took me FOREVER to find parking at Stanford University!"
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Awesome, super sexy and a massive sex machine. Usually has a huge cock and is alot of fun.
girl 1: wow is she fucking Charles Stanford
girl 2: Yeah im so jealous
girl 1: so am i
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