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A HOE TERM: Any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers vagina.
Cousin 1: So, I know you've had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, I mean really, if I didn't know you or witness half of this shit, I'd think someone was making all these tiny infractions. I'd hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.
Me: SMALL MISHAPS?? TINY INFRACTIONS?? SLIGHT MISFORTUNES?!!! These are HOE TERMS!!! How many tiny infractions and small mishaps do I actually need to have before its considered a TRAGEDY?!!My whole adult life thus far is a big ass tragedy!! I've got more series of unfortunate events than Lemony Snicket!!!!
THUS THE BIRTH OF THE PHRASE HOE TERM!
EXAMPLE:
Girl 1: Hey, who's that girl in the picture with you??
Girl 2: Oh, I guess you can call her my "friend"
Girl 1: That's not the crazy bitch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
Girl 2: Yea, I say friend "Loosely" she's crazy
Girl 1: Ahh, Hoe Term.
Ex. 2
Her: Life is what you make it, you can't live your life as aPessimist, looking at the glass as only half empty! When life gives you lemons, MAKE LEMONADE!!
Me: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!! LIfe sucks!! You know it sucks! I just lost my job!! How about you try being unemployed for a while you dick! And you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with HOE TERMS!!
Words where you think it means something else, but actually have a sexual context.
The Urban Dictionary is 10 % made-up words, 5 % actual words, 1% merchandise, and 84 % sex terms.
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When someone makes up a new word or expression to describe something, and that word or expression is just so sublime and succinct that it is quickly adopted by the mainstream or the sub-mainstream, necessitating its inclusion in the Urban Dictionary.
Beyonce 'coined the term' bootylicious to perfectly describe a rounded butt (or Big Black Ghetto Arse, depending on how you look at it). Well done Beyonce. Sorry I can't do the little dash above the 'e' in your name but Robert's explanations are crap.
Sohm-Yung Ho 'coined the term' Resident Cunt to perfectly describe... um... the resident cunt.
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A really, REALLY long and pointless document aimed at users using the service. No one ever reads the ToS, and if they did, they take things way too seriously.
It's also a waste of time.
Don't even bother trying to read the Terms Of Service, because there's nothing in it for you except lost time.
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Saying something technical/confusing in an easy to understand manner (like when someone says a confusing phrase, whilst the other is like "SPEAK ENGLISH!")
"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms, 'Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out'"
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An academic term spent away from campus, during which, those involved experience dramatic decreases in strength, increase in unhealthy weight, loss of mental toughness, and all around drop in human significance.
Known side effects include, but are not limited to: numerous travels to exotic locations, abundance of attractive women, frequent instances of all night clubbing, lack of stress and/or obligations, and a life changing experience. If these side effects persist upon return to campus, seek medical attention immediately.
Several Hot Spots Include: Barcelona, Spain; Amsterdam, Netherlands; Madrid, Spain; Rome, Italy;
Because the effects of an Off Term can never be cured, it is important to approach those experiencing the effects with compassion and understanding.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, Bobby looks like he fell off the deep end a little bit"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he just got back from an Off Term"
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Boss: "Jack, your test scores are off the charts, your resume is very impressive and you present yourself wonderfully. Unfortunately, I see you took an Off Term during college, this means we won't be able to hire you.
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Son: "Mom, why are all my things packed and my room empty?"
Mom: "Sorry son, we can't have you part of this family after taking that Off Term."
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the page at the bottom of the screen that(barely) tells you the rules and regulations about urban dictionary
The Terms of Service is the lamest page on urbandictionary
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