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One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.
Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."
Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"
Person 2 is third-floored
When you keep accusing the wrong people in Among Us.
Oh god, he isn't the imposter, great now I'm the third imposter.
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An incredibly large penis. Syn: dick, cock heat-seeking moisture missile, throbbing python of love, belly busting giggle stick.
Ant: tadger, prick.
...And then Jaxom whipped out his Third Leg, and boned her up.
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From the Comedy Central show: Workaholics.
Not your first nor second love, but your third love.
Guy 1: Chelse Niederdeppe's here. She's the third love of my life.
Guy 2: Third love?
Guy 1: You don't know third love? It's like Shrek, you know? The first two were cute and funny, but this third one sucked dick!
Guy 2: (laughs) yours?
Guy 1: ...no.
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So I asked her if I could give her the third input and she kicked me in the junk!
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The act of finding something unpleasant or embarrassing somewhere.
Bob: “What’s in the third draw Jack?”
Jack: “Oh, it’s nothing…”
1. The depth or thickness of a real object.
2. A metaphor for LSD, at least in the minds of certain cartoonists.
"The third dimension is a theoretical realm of space and time in which the particles and dark matter of this parallel, alternate reality bends light to collide with the electrical charges of the subconscious mind. What is light becomes dark. What is dark becomes light. Some look into the third dimension and see nothingness; others believe they see the very face of God." - Fluffy Thing, Intermission in the Third Dimension
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