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The act of taking ones nipple between your thumb and forefinger and twisting with great force. Considered a term of endearment in high school athletic circles.
Geeze, my nipple is still burning from that killer tittie twister I got in gym class!
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When you have the skil to make your shit the shape of a pretzel
Dude I just did a log twister on taylor's beak
when you pinch the lips of the vagina and twist them.
im in the mood for a twat twister, Dad!
A word that is usually a nuisance to input in a text message, with a numeric-style key pad. These words will normally be typed/written with ease on a QWERTY keyboard oriented phone.
Some of these words will eventually become easy to write, but there's always going to be that one word that irks you... and that is a thumb twister.
Such words are Feedback, tight, baby, moon, light, etc. You know which ones they are.
Dude1: *struggling with phone*
Dude3: What's wrong dude?
Dude1: Nothing... I'm just trying to write this damn text message, it's got a buncha thumb twisters in it.
Dude3: Oh... well when you're done with that come help me set up this tent.
A sexual act where you insert a small quail up your anus and cover your knees with crushed bees and feet with the waste of a sexually frustrated albino chimp. All the while replacing the alternator on a 67 Chevy.
It’s impossible to do the Oklahoma Twister with one leg.
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To twist somebodies nipple using your fingers with force.
Or applying any device than can pinch a human's nipples that spins.
That shit idiot put a power drill chuck on his nipple and got the worst Titty Twister that the emergency room has ever seen. The doc said it will probably wind up to be a mangled up Purple Nurple now.
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When a person farts in a revolving door.
Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble.
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