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To 'UK' or 'Britain' in a contest: same as an ‘own goal’.
You really Uk’d that one
52% of the 72% who could be bothered to vote decided to UK the country with Brexit.
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Short for Ukelania. A stringed instrument that can recreate the sound of a electric guitar without an amp.
Man that Metallica track would of sounded so much better on a uke .
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An unfortunate idea, which for the last 300 years has made it acceptable for many English people to think that Scotland is a region of England. Although Scotland and England have totally different cultures and Scots people are a different race, many people who don't live in Britain believe that Scotland is part of England. It's just like Canada being considered part of the USA, except even more wrong. Oh yeah, there's Wales as well, and they even stole some of Ireland.
"Where do you come from?"
"Edinburgh."
"Oh, in the UK?"
"Fuck off."
"¿Qual es tu nacionalidad?"
"Escoces."
"¿Ingles?"
"Escoces."
"¿Es diferente?"
"Si. Mucho, mucho, mucho."
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Cool country....shit leader...
Oh....lets thank America for WW2..yes you helped us..what about the French Resistance, helped in D-Day...The Poles..The Canadians...The Russians..hence the word allies...why dont you check what happened to US forces when they invaded Italy...oh dear. Our forces defeated Rommel...no mean task.
I have nothing against the USA...but saying stuff like that rips the piss.
Also your P51 was only made the fighter it was by the Merlin Engine...
We where allies...The french..Russians the lot...no one country won the war...we all did.
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The UK is made up of England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
Suprisingly, London is not the only city here.
Most people don't really like the Royals much.
Unfortunate it it's location near the French.
Most of its poplutation are decent, reasonable people who are NOT posh.
However, some of its people bitch about immigrants, but those are stupid people. Other stupid people bitch about losing our empire, as if enslaving millions and stealing natural resources was somehow good.
It is NOT culturally the same as the USA, not even close.
On the whole, I'd say it's about the best place you could live.
People from the USA couldn't define the UK properly to save their fucking lives.
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The UK is short for United Kingdom. The UK and the USA are great friends. The UK has a Queen that all citizens of the USA think highly of. The UK also had a Princess Diane, Princess Diane had questionable morals and some think Prince Charles made a bad mistake, we all hope that the offsprings turn out ok. The USA and the UK are fighting terrorism together. Tony Blair is the prime minister of the UK and displays much courage. The UK had a great leader during WWII, Winston Churchill he too displayed much courage.
The UK and the USA have much in common.
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Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.
Girl 1: "Hey, why is that Uke trying to pretend to be a DFWM Seme?"
Girl 2: "He's not trying to be seme he's a Badass Uke."
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