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A cover-up by the members of the faculty of sciences to create large amounts of illegal drug substances, such at Methamphetamine, Heroine, and many others. Students who discover such secrets are subjected to the Liquid Nitrogen Torture.

"Wow! That's a whole lot of Meth Ice!"
"Yea, and we have to pour liquid nitrogen on you now"
"nooooooo!!!!!"
"yea...welcome to the Real University"

by gusto5 March 6, 2006

174πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


Universation

A conversation, blog, discussion or other type of dialog or discourse about the universe, or ideas related to the cosmology, physics, theoretical physics, mathematics or theology underlying it.

I found a great universation blog on the Web today, which I gave me a better understanding of the relationship between matter and energy.

by AMDenis July 11, 2008

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


universe

THE HUGEST FUCKING THING YOU AND YOUR LITTLE BRAIN CAN IMAGINE

THANOS SNAPPED HALF THE UNIVERSE

by macoroni box May 8, 2019


Universe

A fucking lie

Josh: what's universe bro?

Dickens: it's a fucking lie bro...

by Everusernameistaken March 16, 2020

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The Universe

An everlasting expanse containing everything that will ever exist. No matter how fast and far you travel you will never reach an edge, too mindboggling to understand and even if it was ever possible to comprehend an infinite expanse for even a split second your head would instantly explode from the infinite amount of information in your brain...

Kid: Hey sir, how long does the universe go on for?

Teacher: son, we'll simply never know... our brains simply cannot comprehend infinity, the sense of a never ending amount of space that goes on forever.

by Darkore Darkstep January 12, 2013

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Universal

a company known for queerbaiting their fans and using false advertising strategies to reach out to LGBT+ fans.
Most commonly used when describing a couple from The Pitch Perfect Franchise

1: hey, did you see what universal done to bechloe?

2: yeah! That’s totally queerbaiting the kiss should be released

by BeccasGAY September 8, 2018

14πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Universe

1. Everything we know about anything and everything that we have been exposed to that is in existence. Anything that we don't know or have not been exposed to is not part of our universe, and could be considered 'nonexistence' or 'nothing'.

Stating that there are multiple universes that exist, or a 'multiverse' violates the actual definition of a universe.

If we know about other universes, they automatically become a part of our commutative universe, or a part of the overall knowledge we have of everything and anything in existence.

2. The universe is everything that is currently present in the reality or realm of existence. It is everything that has existed in the past, and everything that will exist in the future.

3. It is an accumulation of our observable space-time and can only be defined based upon our reality and the three dimensional* space-time structure that we observe and experience.

*Even if other dimensions were present in space, we cannot define them as part of the universe because we do not directly interact with them, and cannot be affected by their presence. Some suggest that it may be impossible for our reality (our observable area of space-time) to interact with the most distant regions of space (the place where these additional dimensions may occur). This is caused by light's theorized inability to travel faster than the expansion of the universe. Because we cannot interact with other dimensions, we cannot consider them part of our universe.

Note: All of these definitions of 'universe' are intended to go hand-in-hand with one another. They all are suggested to be simultaneously true.

1. Spacetime, we know that spacetime exists. It is part of our universe. It is expanding. We do not know what it is expanding into. It is expanding into 'nonexistence'.

2. Benjamin Franklin existed, and there is then light that contains his image somewhere in the universe. He is a part of the universe. The sun will rise tomorrow morning, and that moment in spacetime is part of our universe as well, even though the light has not reached us or been created yet.

3. I can move my hand through 3 evident dimensions of space without being effected by any additional dimensions in my reality, therefore these three dimensions are part of the universe, and any additional undetectable, theorized dimensions are considered 'nonexistent' because I do not observe them nor do I know about them.

by Sellious November 5, 2011

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