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1. Noun. A hypothetical place that entails sexual activity, often repeated to your friends the next day.
2. Verb. Sexual activity, often repeated to your friends the next day.
3. Question. The questioning of one's sexual activity the previous night. Only one word necessary. Works well with text messaging.
4. Prefix. The begining of any word that you would want to associate with sexual activity.
1. Yo man, I took her to the VAN last night!
2. Dude, we VANned like Cubans last night!
3. Bro #1: VAN? Bro #2: VAN!
4. This fall, when we go to all those weddings, its going to be a great VANtember and VANtober!
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Serial killer/rapists/love drunk teen's dream-it's a moving room with no windows(:
*Guy pulls up in his van tricked out to be the Mystery Machine*
Creeper: "You little boys want some candy!"
*Kids run screaming "STRANGER DANGER!"*
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vans are the ultimate skateing shoes people who have the slip on vans are wanna-be skaters and some vans are really ugly and some look awesome
me: dude i just got a pair of slip on checker designed vans
friend:your not a skater your a poser!!!!
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2 in the front, 5 in the back.
"The Van" similar to:
'the shocker".
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cool shoes that look good.
it is so popular right now! instyle(:
person: ooh what shoes are those?
me: vans(:
person: they look SO cool. i want one!
where did you get it. *puppy eyes*
me: *smiles and walks away* :D
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Vans are a popular shoe brand created in 1966 by Paul and Jim Van Doren in Aneheim, California. Originally sold as deck shoes for sailors, the idea was that one could customize their shoes to order, with whatever fabric or foxing color you wanted. The shoes became very popular in the Surf, and later Skate, communities and are today renowned as a Skate shoe company. The company has many popular designs, such as the Authentic (originally the #44), the slip-on, the Old-Skool, the Half-Cab, and the Sk8-hi. The shoes have remained popular since pretty much their conception, and are some of the nicest, most durable shoes out there. Vans are worn by pretty much anyone under the sun, but are especially popular in Skate, Ski/Snowboard, Surf, BMX , and Heavy Metal communities. The shoe has also become synonymous with Basics and Posers in recent times, and it is sad to see such capable shoes being used by people who will never use them to their full potential. The shoes were also slandered by a certain meme, which I won't mention, but I'm sure you know the name of. In conclusion, Vans are continually popular, and are extremely useful and good-looking, shoes.
Person: "I just got some new Half Cab Vans boi"
Me: "Sweet!"
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1.)The only way I can stay on my CRAPPy SKATE BOARD because the DAMN GRAIN covers only HALF the fruity tooty deck because my DUMB ASS little cousin found sandpaper.
2.) Their slip ons made checkerboards overly worn and used
3.) If a tornado blows through your house make sure you're wearing these
Shit man. Who leaves sand paper in reach of an evil five year old? I can't even do a grind without my Vans.
Random chick?: Oh my ga-
Crazy Person: YES!! WE FREAKING KNOW! Checkerboards whoopidy doo! IT's OVER.
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