van gogh

he cut his ear off

oh no van gogh where did your ear gogh

Van Gogh

When you rip your girls ear off and nut in the earhole

Friend 1: yo I just did the Van Gogh to my girl
Friend 2: what the fuck is wrong with you

van Gogh

1. (n) A picture, usually drawn on a bathroom wall or ceiling, that is done with feces and likely used their hand as a paint brush.

2. (v) The act of creating a picture on a room's wall or ceiling made from feces.

(In a restaurant Guy #1 just returned from using the washroom.)

Guy #1: Hey man, you haven't taken a piss here, have you?

Guy #2: No, but I haven't drained the main vein recently. I think it's about time I go.

Guy #1: Yeah you really should. I was quite impressed with that van Gogh they have on display! (snickering...)

Guy #2 hesitantly: Aww man, you didn't.....

Guy #1: Yeah I did! Our waiter was a total douche. I didn't even get offered a refill.

Guy #2: Y'know what, I thought I had to pee...... but let's just casually get the fuck outta dodge, it can wait.

Guy #1: I hope our waiter has to clean it....... hahahah!