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What you say when you want hookers to leave an executive's house before you shoot him in the legs several times and leave a grenade on his coffee table.
Clarence Boddicker: "Bitches, Leave!"
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"Leaving Neverland" is a 2019 "documentary" which attempts to cover the alleged "abuse" by Michael Jackson on Wade Robson and James Safechuck, two men who defended the King Of Pop during cases. The film is an obvious form of defamation, but as Michael Jackson is no longer alive, it is not seen that way. #mjinnocent
"Did you know Michael Jackson was a pedophile?"
"...What did you do, watch 'Leaving Neverland'?
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When a man takes maternity leave from work to be with his newborn and wife.
Jack is off on manternity leave. His wife just had a baby.
When grandparents take time off of work for a new grandbaby. This could be for the visiting the new parents, babysitting the older child(ren) while new baby is being born, helping the parents with the new baby......
There's maternity leave, paternity leave and now we have graternity leave.
Dear Boss ~ I will be taking 3 days graternity leave to help with the new grandbaby.
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When sailors return to shore and usually spend their time doing things they can't do back on ship, such as getting drunk and sleeping with women. This term is also used in many sci-fi stories where space travel is presented.
"How are you feeling commander?"
"Feels like the morning after shore leave."
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Makes a lot more sense than take a shit.
Think about it.
I will think about that while I go leave a shit.
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To leave or disappear without letting your party know you're leaving.
"Hey John, don't do a French Leave after work, we're all going to happy hour."
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