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What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.
After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."
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A phrase used most commonly when you are threatening somebody and said person does not believe you will actually execute these threats.
In other words, said person may believe their situation to be sweet, or safe from harm, when in reality, you will execute these threats and potentially win in a battle of fisticuffs.
Thus, the altercation has reached a new level, because by saying this sacred phrase, you have established your credibility as a threat to this person’s wellbeing, and exercised your ability to make valid threats.
Jake: Aye man, keep talking that good sh*t. You won’t do nothing.
Craig: Oh, so you think it’s sweet, huh?
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When someone thinks that other don't notice what they do.
EX1:
Ben looks at Sally's ass too much.
Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices.
Margie then confronts Ben and says, "You think you're low."
EX2:
Ben, Margie and Sally are all out for some fun with a group of other people. Margie, Ben's girlfriend, notices that Ben is looking at Sally too much. Or, Sally is looking at Ben too much. Margie now thinks that Ben swear he's low.
EX3:
Margie and Ben are in a car driving to some place.
They stop at a red light where there is a girl on the corner with shorts, bent over tieing her shoes.
Margie notices the girl, and also notices that Ben looks at her, looks away, then looks at her again, then proceeds to drive.
Margie now thinks that Ben thinks he is low.
Moral of this phrase:
You are not low.
*This goes for females aswell.
A phrase that simple Nailogical uses
*finishes painting nails*
"What do you think?"
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When someone's act gangster or thuggish when there really not.
Michael: " Ill pistol whip yo ass if u dont give me my $5"
Sarah: " You think your hard?! I grew up on eating cereal for breakfast and supper under a cardboard roof!"
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What some chick said in her review of Urban Dictionary. 😂😂 Fucking hilarious!
Some bitch "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING!?"
Hym "Did... Did you not read the things I wrote? That. That's what I was thinking. I wrote the things that I thought. It's not that difficult to understand..."
Some bitch "Why!?"
Hym "Look. A large portion of the site is sexual in nature. No talking about my context. The other idiots. No one follows the rules. The site was clearly 18+ even before I started getting into it. It's an entirely unregulated platform. There were are people writing literal erotic 3 times a night. Literal play-by-plays of people getting nailed. Likely by retards."
Dumb can't "What about the children!?"
Hym "Fuck them kids. That is a YOU problem. I can sit here and complain about my life and YOUR response to ME is 'that's YOUR problem.' Well, ok. Uno reverse card. Not my problem."
Iam "... Ahhh... We're sorry. We weren't even think about that..."
Hym "I'm not sorry for shit. You can eat shit."
Iam "Don't... Just... Yeah, we're probably the worst of it but there is already a lot of inappropriate stuff on the site."
Hym "Exactly! Writing on UD is like taking a shit in a porta potty. If you expect it to be more hygienic then a regular bathroom then you're an idiot and it was already full of shit when I walked in."
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A dying flame, you're free again
Who could love and do that to you
All dressed in black, he won't be coming back
Save your tears, you've got years and years
The pains of seventeen's
Unreal they're only dreams
Save your crying for the day
Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You're a fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
Miss teenage dream, such a tragic scene
He knocked your crown, and ran away
First wound of pride and how you cried and cried
But save your tears you've got years and years
Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
You're a fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
I'll buy your first good wine
We'll have a real good time
Save your crying for the day
That may not come but anyone
Who had to pay would laugh at you and say
Fool if you think it's over
'Cos you said goodbye
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
I'll buy your first good wine
We'll have a real good time
Fool if you think it's over
I'll tell you why
New born eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun
Fool if you think it's over
It's just begun
Fool If You Think It’s Over
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