cat

An adorable little domestic animal of the feline persuasion, which "cat" is usually referred to.

Can be obnoxious sometimes, but mainly in a playful/cute way. Intelligent, independent, demure, cuddly... and viscious fighters should a fight build up. A mainly carnivorous animal, cats keep your home free of pesky animals, and especially rodents.

Birds, for better or worse, won't build their nests near your house.

As adorable as they are, cats aren't as sweet and gentle as they may seem... they look rather annoyed when they hear themselves called "pookums", "widdle cutums" and other similar names.

But it is fun watching them bat at insects or dangling strings, attacking your blanket-covered toes in the morning, one or more kitties curled up on the couch...

Taffy, a big orange tabby, and Nite (night), a smaller "tuxedo" cat, are cuddle up in their basket... suddenly an owner comes in.

Owner: "He-wo! Good morning my widdle diddymses!"

The cats look up, rather indignant.

Owner: "Did my widdle poi tats sweep o tay, did 'em? Did 'em? How's my widdle kitty pusses?"

Taffy and Nite look at each other and puke simultaneously.

Taffy: This is one disturbed girl, isn't she?

Nite: Darn straight. Somebody tell her to shut up.

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Cats

1. Cute little kitties that go meow but if you treat them badly, HISS!
2. The bad guy in Zero Wing.
3. All your base are belong to us.

Meow. Purr. Hiss.
How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Hahahaha...

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CAT

A person, usually male and generally considered or thought to be cool.

After meeting a new group of people one may say to his or her friends "Those cats were allright."

Where is that cat?

I haven't seen him in a while. That cat's getting fat.

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Cats

Currently has my base.

CATS is right. I have no chance to survive make my time.

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Cat

To leave an event or not show up at all. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

Verb form
P1: Are you coming to Charlotte's party tonight?
P2: Maybe, if I get too much homework I'll probably cat

P1: I'm catting on sixth period today to get food, wanna come?
P2: I'll cat half way through, I have a test but there's a sub

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catness

That wonderful little personality trait of being shy, yet inquisitive, gentle, yet probing. A person like a compassionate cat.

A person who grins at you with earnest mischief.

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cat

a cool muscian, usually a jazzer who can play extremely well.

Now that cat can play.

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