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a great excuse for any possible situation, or a sure-fire way to get a chicky to hook up with you
1. "Dude I'm SO sorry I dented the hood of your car while I was banging your girlfriend, but on the bright side... it was probably just one time."
2. "Hey, so ummmm... you and me? Just one time?"
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What fans yell when Tiger Woods pwns bitches at golf. Started in 2005 at the Spanish Open, gained noterity in 2008 at the U.S. Open during Round 3-Hole 17 when a fan in the gallery yelled "One Time!" before Tiger Woods sank an improbable Third Stroke Par 4 to tie headed into the fourth round.
Commentator: "Well you can hit this just off the right foot, I've done it before with my bad knee...."
Anon. Fan: "ONE TIME!"
Both Commentators: "Woah!"
Commentator 1: "You gotta be kidding me..."
Commentator 2: "And he knows it too..."
(Tiger laughing in the background because he pwns all bishes...)
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person 1: " Don't throw out those chinese food containers!"
person 2: " But they have old chinese food in it."
person 1: " We can reuse them."
person 2: " You are so one time."
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The act of Police officers driving around the block one time then driving away.
"One time," warned Ramone as he and Bernard shopped for rims.
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A random bro who comes into a conversation/party univited and gets the look of disgust. In other words, THAT GUY
Who the fuck is this jimmy one time?
Slang used in reference to police, because they often say "I'm only going to tell you to put your hands up one time"
Oh shit!! here comes one time, Jimmy, hide your weed.
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