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My blind date showed up in a douche tiara and didn't take it off through our entire meeting.
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The act of placing an elderly woman's dentures on top of her head whilst she performs fellatio upon you. If placed correctly, they resemble a crown, or tiara, hence the term.
Your grandmother was giving me a gummer the other day, and I wanted her to feel regal, so I gave her the old Polident Tiara. She looked like the Queen of England down there!
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Someone who doesnt want to show me what they wrote about me :)
“tiara” was dogging the boys
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A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.
Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?
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A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.
Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.
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Every Tuesday is Tiara Tuesday. When you're feeling low on Tuesday, all you have to do is take a deep breath and imagine a lovely glittery tiara perched ever so daintily on your precious noggin. Then stand up straight and give the world your best elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist wave and don't forget to touch the pearls, in true Queen Elizabeth fashion!
Generally used as a greeting: "Happy Tiara Tuesday!" or a gentle reminder: "Did we forget our Tiara this fine Tuesday morning?"
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When one partner shits in their hand and wipes it on the other's forehead
He doxed me cause I wouldn't let him give me a welshman's tiara!
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