Cum Tissue

A derogatory term used to describe someone as the material used to wipe up or wash the cum off of one's penis.

Maggy stop being such a fucking cum tissue!

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Menu Tissue

A faggot who decides to bud in on all conversations. He also likes touch little boys inappropriately to get hard. He usually hangs out with gay kids and surrounds himself with others like him.

O shit here comes menu tissue hide the kids, quick!!

Tissue Tits

Boobs so bad, you would rather wipe your arse on them than kiss them

Those are some nasty tissue tits

Kidnapping Tissue

its a tissue dipped in alchohol that you use on someone in a street by themself right after saying "wanna taste my tissue?"

Hey i was using a kidnapping tissue to get that kiddo

tissue pixies

1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.

2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.

3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.

"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"

Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"

Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"

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tissue issue

When you need a tissue, but don't have one on your person, which then causes an issue

I almost had a tissue issue but i had a tissue in my pocket and therefore there was no issue.

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Used Tissue

A promiscuous female who has engaged in intercourse then recently engaged in intercourse again with another man.

Guy one: hey dude i hooked up with Jodie!

Guy two: ohhh, dude, i heard jack just fucked her.

Guy one: ohh thats why she felt like a 'used tissue'

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