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tits are playthings.
oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits
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A description of somthing you show great liking to, or greatly apreciate...
Somewhat of a new way of saying ,"The Shit/ The Shiznit," but not as overrated and annoying as the two.
"Oh my god; That cat just got ran over by that semi-truck! That was the tits!"
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A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.
God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.
Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.
God: TITS!!!
*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*
Adam: Whatever you desire sir!
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the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as boobs.
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A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.
"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT!!!!"
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If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).
Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.
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