Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.
"Wow look at all those people over there."
"What a Lampe family reunion"
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To be punched,smacked or beaten the crap outta
that johnny bananas recieved a right lampin from roger after shaggin rogers missus
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a retard, likely from inbred origin
Bob was being a lampe when he drove his car into a telephone pole
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When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
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The thing in the corner of your room that stands there looking ugly
Random white guy: "Where the hell did you get that ugly ass lamp?"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
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English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.
Eddy: βHave you seen Terry? Heβs been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.β
Luke: βYeah heβs such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.β
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