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Why the fuck you looking up cucumber are you straight dumb cunt you should know what the fuck that is
You dont need to know how the fuck a cucumber is defined you piece of shit
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A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.
Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"
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used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures
Simon did it for a cuke sandwich
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When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.
Person: your son's a fucking cucumber
Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that
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When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green
Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.
Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.
The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.
Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.
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