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Someone is getting a big dick when they try to prevent you from doing something you really want to do, when they get heavily angered/saddened at something small, or a mixture of both.
Person 1: "I need to leave work 30 minutes early tomorrow."
Person 2: "No. I don't give random breaks to my employees, who the hell do you think you are?"
Person 1: "Don't get such a big dick about it."
Person 1 to Person 3: "Wow, our boss was getting a big dick earlier."
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If you ask someone to suck your dick they have to
Joey:hey alexis suck my dick its national get your dick sucked day
Alexis:ugh fine come with me
a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.
Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.
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can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny
drink pussy...
get off my dick
why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick
why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick
why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick
why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick
thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick
hello
get off my dick
happy easter!
get off my dick
pass the ketchup
get off my dick
what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick
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Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.
John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.
George: Get my dick out your mouth!!
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A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.
Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"
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When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.
Hey John where is that quarterly report?
Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!
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