Saint Kevins is a school in Pennsylvania. "Kevs Dances" are the most insane middle school dances in the country. Tons of kids, music too loud, cops, annoying as hell chaperones, and grinding, lots of grinding.
I love Kevs dances, cause I have an excuse to look like a whore!
Kevs dances are the best for hook ups!
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A Wet Kev is were a girl places her legs behind her head and is spun by a number of guys which then cum on her while she is still spinning.
Dave: Hey Lucy do you want a wet kev?
Lucy: I think i'll pass
Kevs laundry is an alternate way of referring to any type of drug / narcotic. Derived from a night out in Europe, when a house party was hosted by the legendary Kevin, being invited into the laundry out the back, behind a washing powder box to get high on his supply... Kevs laundry was born.
Bro, should we get some Kevs laundry tonight?
Yeah dude, keen.
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Might sneak out the back to catch up with Kev, interested?
Yupp
If you receive or give a Kev Ban, you or that person is not allowed to use a vape. A person is kev banned for violating the unspoken rules of keving for example: taking too many tokes, making the drip tip wet, being an intolerable person or refusing to give the vape back. If you use a vape other than your own during a kev ban you can be rightfully shanked on site!
For example:
"You've been kev banned!"
Another example:
*constantly asking to use your vape
"You have been kev banned"
Kev Hammer refers to the massive cock he owns.
Girl 1:βOmg is that Kev hammerβ
Girl 2:βwowβ
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Dissappearing out of nowhere and with no context
Me:My wifi isn't working it pulled a kev
Me:I hate you guys imma pull a kev on you,kevining my way out of here...
An insulting definition for someone from trowbridge , Wiltshire.
He is a man who once ate a rat head that had been left in a bag and pissed on. This was accompanied by sweet and sour sauce to make it more bearable. He also enjoys bumming animals (beastiality) and inbreeding with the fellow Trobridgeans resulting in unwanted births, one of which is a troubled individual only known as Rob B**ne
He is a typical trowbo.
child: "oh my god its ketamine kev, WTF is he doing with that dog/camel?"
parent: "i dont know but stay away, we should contact the police"
1: "look ketamine kev is over there, modelling his new mankini"
2: "we should contact the police"
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