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Milkshake

A BLOWJOB!!!!!!!!
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That's it!, Just another word for a BJ!

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Made popular by some whiny slut on the "stupid box" (TV).
It is a conversation between Kelis (Proud slut) and wanna-be sluts.

"My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard."
- My Blowjobs are so good, all the guys want one from me.

"And they're like, it's better than yours."
- And the guys say, the way I (Kelis) suck a dick, is better than how you (wanna-be sluts) can suck a dick.

"Damn right it's better than yours"
- Of course I can suck a dick, I'm a Top Slut!!

"I could teach you, But I have to charge"
- I 'll tell you how, but you'll owe me FOREVER! (See Andy Dick in Old School for proper reference to BJ classes)

"I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys"
- OK ready? First place penis head in mouth, Don't forget to gently massage the Ballz, they love that.

"It can't be bought
Just the thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart"
- Some may imitate me, but the guys know how much better their balls are in my mouf! So, pay attention!

by Jonny Unitas September 17, 2007

83๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milkshake

Milkshake or milkshakes refers to a women's breasts, aka titties, boobs, tatas, boobies, tits, chesticles, knockers, funbags etc.
They are capable of producing milk while a woman is breastfeeding, and are known to "shake" or bounce.
Hence Milk+shake
In "Beauty Shop" with Queen Latifah from 2005, a boy named Willy comes in her beauty shop selling chocolate. When he first sees Queen Latifa (whose character is named Gina) he admiringly says to her, "How you doing? Damn you a thick one! You got top, AND bottom!". Gina walks away from him after telling him he will need to learn to be "a little more courteous to the ladies" if he wants to sell chocolate there. "Yeah I got that no doubt"" he says. As Gina walks away he says, "Yo Gina! You gonna buy some 5 dolla chocolate to go with those healthy milkshakes you got?". Gina's mouth drops and we next see Willy and his chocolates getting tossed out of the shop on to the sidewalk.

Although I'm fairly certain the word was likely in common colloquial usage at that time and place, I believe this is the first and possibly only notable reference to "milkshake" as slang until the pop song "Milkshake" by Kelis on her album "Tasty" from 2003 popularized the word.

According to Kelis the word in her song is used to mean "something that makes a woman special". ( aka titties?)

The song was featured in the 2004 film "Mean Girls" and Heather Phares of Allmusic said it is, "basically a three minute tutorial in sex appeal".

"Yo Gina! You gonna buy some 5 dolla chocolates to go with those healthy milkshakes you got?"

by Lillipop February 22, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Milkshake

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting

Milkshake song can get stuck in your head

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 21, 2020

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Milkshake

What makes a woman stand out in a crowd
-her seksiness
-sex appeal
-whatever she does that attracts the guy's attention

"I know you want it, the thing that makes me, what the guys go crazy for. They lose their minds, the way I wind, I think it's time, MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, I can teach you, but I have to charge"-Kelis

by Jessika November 28, 2003

148๐Ÿ‘ 195๐Ÿ‘Ž


milkshakes

A womans presence. Others believe it to be cum, breast, and the sorts. In an interview with kelis she called it a womans presence.

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

by kier September 13, 2004

68๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


milkshake

oral sex, most commonly used when a female drinks through a straw, in other words, a man's penis but also from a mans point of view.

1. We took our clothes off, we went into 69 and I drank a milkshake through his straw.
2. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
3. Shake it - Metro station.

by SweetMilkshake July 20, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


milkshake

1. an ice cream drink.

2. boobs.

3. a very specific sexual act. First, the man announces that he is going to perform a "milkshake" while being blown. He then proceeds to knock his partner out by hitting her in the temple with his cock. Finally, he drops a deuce and jizzes in her mouth, squishes her cheeks around, and the partner swallows the resulting product.

"I think it's time for a MILKSHAKE!"

by t-bone hamption July 8, 2009

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