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The baddest midget in the universe.
"Bow down to a true pimp you will. Yoda I am bitch!!"
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Yoda started the order in about 20000 years after the order was started, he had one of the most highest medi chlorian count of most jedi -save a few of them back in the day and Anakin- but all in all he was powerful, when he was in his younger years(100-300) he had commanded a few fleets to attack in the Vorzyyd cluster and during that battle he had summoned a force storm large enough to cover an enemy planet in complete darkness and force lightning. now thats a jedi master, he had trained 100's of students including Dooku and a little of obi-wan kenobi and a little of luke skywalker.
I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!! hahahahah about star wars anyway.. my bad
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Acronym for "You Only Die, Actually"
"What does the barrel of a gun look like from the business end?"
"YODA"
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It is when a girl gives you oral sex after she fucks you.
It is called a yoda because she is performing the act backwards like the way the character from Star Wars speaks.
"Man that chick just yodaed me and then she wanted a kiss."
"That's disgusting."
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short freaky grandpa that uses the force in all situations
yoda uses the force
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Slang for Marijuana. Termed after Lord Sith addressed Yoda as his "Little Green Friend" in the latest Star Wars Movie (Revenge of the Sith).
"Wanna buy some Yoda"
"Wanna Smoke some Yoda"
"Where that Yoda at?"
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