toke

To jerk off while smoking weed and either chatting or posting online. Porn may be involved in unison with chatting or posting.

K, i'm token right now;

Brb guys gotta toke.

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Snake Toke

A smoke session with friends that works like a snake draft. The last person who gets it takes double hits and then the order reverses back around.

“Me Steph and Joe had a snake toke and I was last in the rotation. I got to take double hits at the end”

toke and poke

The act of smoking marijuana and having sex at the same time.

We had a great night, especially when we decided to toke and poke.

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Maul Toke

Vancouver Island slang for a bowl of tobacco topped with weed in a bong toke

may also be referred to as a popper, snapper, shawty, mauler, etc

“i’m fazing so hard from this maul toke”

Toked Out

When you are high as hell

Look at that bitch! He's Toked Out!!

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Tampinco Toke

1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.

2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."

"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"

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Jedi Toke

When the marijuana joint has become so small, you have to inhale (take a toke) without it touching your lips so that it doesn't burn you. This is an advanced level of smoking weed hence the comparison to a Jedi.

Person 1: Mate theres not much left of the doob, you might as well put it out.

Person 2: Nah no worries there's still a bit left, Ill just Jedi Toke it