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a sub-conscious state of mind and body induced by unwarranted consumption of cheap alcohol (usually karkov and natty light). symptoms include: red, itchy, and inflamed eyes; inability to formulate reasonably intelligent sentences; drunken uncontrollable rage against personal property thieves; droopy eye lids that give off the appearance of extreme fatigue; general misunderstanding of normally accepted social etiquette; poor judgement and decision making when dealing with members of the opposite sex, often leading to regrettable hook-ups; and a tendency to kick, tackle, choke, or punch unsuspecting innocent standbyers.
Hey man check out your boy brandon right now. He's gone straight blackout toodles... i know man. he does that freakin every single night he drinks. he can't handle his alcohol. what a bitch. goddamn blackout toodles.
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you have a very cute toodle pip there, as in a baby.
are is that your newborn toodle pip?
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Toodle Poodle the third is my baby. I smash its head in
Lets go kill toodle poodle the third! I heard it crys after
A more eloquent alternative to the common GTFO or Get The Fuck Out. It generally signifies for the receiving party to stop talking and re-evaluate their social standing considering how badly they have just been told.
Kitty: I love assuming things about you, and I think you're a greedy Jew.
Eloquent Person: I would tell you to GTFO, but I am civilized, so Toodle The Fuck Doo.
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a little toodle of someones poodle
jane. i want to touch you poodle
jack, ok. but only toodle my poodle
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a polite substitue meaning for wtf (i.e. what the fuck)
"Im offended when you say WTF...i KNOW what that means."
"yeah...wacker toodle fridge"
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