The Top

n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.

You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.

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tops

1.In control; of high regard; the best; 2. Terrific; fabulous; grand; of high quality 3. the boss; most dominant; the lead

True Religion Jeans are tops as far as designer jeans are concerned.

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top

To be the best; to be the highest quality of something.

I'm top man, ya gemme!
That bre's a top neek!
You think your top innit?

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topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

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tops

double twenty on dartboard in Nottingham

120 finish = treble 20 single 20 and tops double 20

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Tops

N.

A pair of either old or new toms shoes that are cut into slippers or flops.

"Are those your old toms?"
"Nah man, tops now"

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A Topping

Referring to a gay bottom who prefers to ‘ride’ on top

“Cody, I’m such a topping.”