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Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground
I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥
the utmost of pleasurable pain,
and every servant boys worst nightmare..
Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)
The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.
Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?
What's for breakfast?
Two eggs and a bacon torpedo!!!
Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.
mandy: Look at brandon he's totally hot
Lacey: girl don't touch that. Can you say torpedo??
A pair of breasts that are the perfect combination of bulbous and pointy. On bulbous breasts, the nipples/aereolae often don't appear prominent, laying relatively concentric on the roundness of the breast. On pointy breasts, the nipples/aereolae are prominent to an extreme such that the breasts appear cone-like. Torpedo tits, however, combine these two types; being very full with nipples/aereolae that jut forward with a parabolic curvature, in an inviting fashion, akin to the rounded point of the nose of a submarine torpedo. Most people find them to be the most attractive of all tits.
Tracy Lords, Samantha Fox and Mandy Dee have all been noted as having perfect torpedo tits!
The male genitalia. Think about it.
My girl friend wakes me up early at least three times a week by just tugging on my meat torpedo.