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Whilst travelling by motorised transport, vibrations felt may cause male passengers to develop an erection.
"....The car journey was taking forever but luckily Alex had developed somewhat of a Travellers Marrow to entertain him ...."
"....The rest of the coach passengers gasped in awe at the Travellers Marrow, the sleeping Alex was sporting...."
Two straight women, usually good friends, that when traveling together engage in lesbianism, usually because they’re in committed relationships, don’t want to hook up with locals, or are arroused by the adventure.
Collette and Holland vacationed in Brazil, but because they didn’t want to hook up with any local guys they were travel lesbians for the week.
When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
An unexpected erection experienced by all men during a sufficiently long period in a vehicle.
Guy 1: 'Dude, why you sat like that?'
Guy 2: 'Travel cock again'
Guy 1: 'Ah man, I had that ten minutes ago too'
Clever solution for a travel related problem
Rolling your clothes to fit more in your suitcase, is the most popular travel hack in the world.
Elvis travels is a man who lives in a van who prefers to have sex with transvestites or to take it anally from a BBC
Are you going to marry that transvestite or are you going to come along quit Elvis travels
Someone who travels through the past and present. Whether it is through an object, at will, or using worm holes. A time traveler can visit any time in the past, present, or future.
The time traveler went from 2016 to the year 5900.