Similar to "the shocker" but only better...Instead of "two in the pink, one in the stink" you go all in. Two in the pink, two in the stink. Which now puts your fingers in (from the official star trek movies/shows)...the "vulcan salute"... or "The Star Trek".
I met this crazy chick last night, she was begging for the shocker so I up'd my game, went all in and gave her "The Star Trek"
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a show starting 10 years before a small bearded rip off merchant took japanese films and transported them into the past in another galaxy far far away. the progenitor of every science fiction space battle type film. the best god damn mofo tv program on earth, watched by more people over the years than wannabee java sipping yuppies who think "friends" is funny and based on real life.
(klingon to cardasian) today is a good day to die.
(cardasian to klingon) fuck that star trek is on.
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Two in the pink, two in the stink. Live long and prosper.
I star trekked your mother...
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the act of imbibing large amounts of wine while watching hours upon hours of Star Trek
"Do you want to go out to the bars tonight?"
"No I'm feeling like an alchie nerd, I think I'm going to go home and go on a wicked wine trek"
A TV show. Nothing more. Nothing less.
One who has "Lord Cthulu" for their name likely will only score with the worm itself. Star Trek is much better than that.
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Star Trek is a series of TV shows were a bunch of Americans travel troughout the universe encountering garish aliens who speak perfect English. Said encounter between the space gringos and the aliens results in cosmic-sized heaps of trouble, and the gringos are only able to avoid being vaporized in the last possible second.
However, instead of learning their lesson and trying to stay out of mortal danger, a week later they're once again ass-deep in trouble.
Sample dialog in Star Trek:
Mr. Spock: "Captain, we're all about to DIE!!!
Captain: Wait, how long do we have till the top of the hour?
Mr. Spock: "About 43 minutes"
Captain: "Don't worry, we still have 42 minutes to come up with something"
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yet another name for sexual intercourse, derived from the British word for Boloney (Polony) which sounds like 'Pony' British Polony is a curled red cooked meat sausage available from the butchers. Pony Trekking- a popular equestrian activity.
On observing a saddle sore woman at a show jumping event:
man 1:"look at her, she can hardly walk'
man 2 :'I bet she spent the whole night polony trekking'
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