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The type of trousers one wears when walking around one's home wearing nothing but a tee-shirt, are described as newsreader's trousers. This is because some newsreaders, whilst wearing smart jackets and shirts, may have been naked from the waist down whilst appearing behind a television studio newsdesk.
Michael Fish, a once prominent weather presenter on the BBC, was once rumoured to have presented the weather wearing a smart jacket and tie and only a pair of underpants, knowing only his torso was in shot. Hence: Michael Fish once wore newsreader's trousers.
When you emit toxic fumes from your behind, and it comes out of your trouser leg.
Emma: ... can you smell that?
Fred: Yeah, sorry, trouser ghost.
Emma: ew.
When one pulls the insides of your pockets out and also pull his dick out
Look at my trouser elephant
Slang term for a man's penis.
Refers to a penis that is large, hairy and illusive.
Charly is about to take his trouser yetti for a walk.
To take a direct shot to the nuts
Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts
The "erectus trouserous" or otherwise commonly referred to as "trouser snake" is the worlds MOST dangerous snake. It is fang less, the average length is 5-6 inches, although some are said to reach 8 inches. Colors vary from pink to black. It usually attacks women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. Its highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts about 9 months. Some species area also known to attack men from behind.
I went to a party last night and walked in to a room where a girl was being attacked by a trouser snake!
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A vagina with an odor like rotting fish.
Holz: What scent can cover the heady tuna scent wafting upwards from my delicate trouser clam?
Bronwyn: Why my dear, you should try spraying your cooter with the fabulous new perfume from the House of Rancé, Next Age Plaisir.
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