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When you crap in the litter box, yell at your girlfriend for over-feeding the cat then jerk off to watching her clean it up.
My night is spent. I just pulled a Tabby Tug on my girlfriend and I’m heading to bed.
An unattractive, beastly whore usually found in large gatherings where alcohol is served and attractive men flourish. They prey on hammered guys with absolutely no standards. The tug beasts' specialty is giving out hand-jobs to random guys willing to look past their ghastly appearance.
Tommy: "Hey Todd all the hot chicks at this bar are prudes!"
Todd: "Yea bro I know, lets just get fucking hammered and pull these 2 tug beasts back to your place."
A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
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1. when one takes extreme care in reaching personal climax
2. idiom. slang, to politely tell someone to fuck off
1. Alec: "Nice shirt bromigo..."
David: "Yeah, your mother thought so too. Tug it easy."
2. As I proceeded to leave the restaurant, the waiter who provided terrible service told me to have a good night. I replied to Tug it Easy.
When you use Smuckers grape jelly as a lubricant for jerking off. Or any other flavor would work too, I suppose. From some random episode of Reno 911.
Wait, I thought that's what the jelly in the glove compartment was for. If it's not for jelly tugs, why is it in there?
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When one finds themselves in a major CBD or town eg: Melborn and needing to relieve themselves of the everyday hustle and bustle of the big smoke, they have a town tug and drop a load.
Office worker 1: I have so much paper work right now!
Office worker 2: Just go for a quick town tug big fella
tommy tug is a wank
2 seconds love your boring me im off for a tommy tug = lol
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