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Japanese attempt at making a full size truck catering almost exclusively to men in big cities in Texas, Colorado, Arizona, and California who want to be macho with a pickup truck, but will only ever use the 4-wheel drive when his subdivision road is snow covered. Tundras are very seldom seen in the midwest where trucks are needed to perform actual farm duties.
Man from Phoenix: "I got a new truck"
Man from Nebraska: "Nice! a Chevy or a Ford?"
Man from Phoenix: "A Toyota Tundra"
Man from Nebraska: "Oh I thought you said you bought a truck. Well I have to go haul a trailer of corn out of the mud and pick my son up from football"
Man from Phoenix: "Ya I have to go pick my son up from soccer and meet my boyfriend for sushi"
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One who hails from north of the border. See also LCB
This country is going to hell because of the influx of tundra turds.
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The Truck thats Changing it All... including ball joints, frames, bed, rear ends, transmissons, radiators, radios. You name it, its got it!
Wannabee: "My Toyota Tundra is the best truck."
Worker: "Oh yeah?? Hows that??"
Wannabee: "It'll beat your truck in a race and it'll pull yours back."
Worker: "If I wanted to race, i'd of bought a car. Now move along child, i'v got real work to do...... fucking pussy."
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HISTORY
The original term "Tundra Wookie" was coined by a young man from West Los Angeles by the name of Bryan N.(last name not given for privacy reasons) while visiting the far North American regions with his friends. Upon his return, the term was then passed on to his friends and family and unto me. Considering I know a ridiculous amount of people, and I am a total jerk and used the term everywhere, it's no surprise that others use it and try to take credit for it. No matter what anyone says or believes, this is the truth and any other story is utter bull****! because nobody knew what a tundra wookiee was before the mid 90's and if they claim that they did, they're lying.
WORD COMPOSITION
In physical geography, tundra is an area where the tree growth is hindered by low temperatures and short growing seasons. Arctic tundra occurs in the far Northern Hemisphere, north of the taiga belt. The word "tundra" usually refers only to the areas where the subsoil is permafrost, or permanently frozen soil (wikipedia.org)
Adult Wookiees are typically taller than most humans, averaging 2.1 meters (6'11"). They are physically strong (as suits an arboreal species), have extremely thick hair, and have high endurance (although slow moving). Wookiees are fully covered with hair, making them highly adaptable to a wide range of climates (wikipedia.org).
APPLICATION
Though a wookiee could be male, the term "tundra wookiee" was only meant to be applied to women. So that being said..
DEFINITION
The term "tundra wookie" (also known as neanderthalensis Alaskanis Robustus), is basically a witty yet oddly accurate way of describing a larger than normal (in height and weight) woman who is granola-ish in appearance(see granola)and most likely has poor hygiene.
Note: This term is solely meant to describe the outwardly appearance of these particular women, and in no way has any negative implication about their personality. Tundra wookiees could in fact be very intelligent and have great personalities!
Picture Rosie O'Donnell one day on live T.V., appearing one week unshaven and seriously granola-ish. One could appropriately say, "that Rosie sure looks like a tundra wookiee today!"
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Over priced yuppie truck usually drove by city boys who are to scared to drive a mans truck. Tundra drivers use their trucks to haul an occasional plant or 2x4 from local store.
Man did you see that city boy "overloading" his Toyota Tundra with 5 bags of mulch? What a smik!
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when a white person is attracted to Alaska natives
Look at that guy with that native girl, he got tundra fever
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when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa
" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"