Someone you accuse of stealing your shit.
"Hey, do you have my lighter?"
"Oh yeah here it is...(pocket)"
"You turd burglar!"
"What the heck is a turd burglar?"
"Someone who keeps stealing my shit!"
To give anal and not clean up afterwards.
Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.
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One who likes to endulge in anal sex.
That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!
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Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.
Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!
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The Annoying Biznatch from McDonalds.
That fuggen Turd Burglar, he's burglaring my turds, murg burg turd burglar.
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Turd Burgler is an individual that repeatedly steals peoples tireds with his PENIS.
OI stupid, horrible head, stop stealing his turd, you turd burgler!!!1
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a bald man, whom dwells in your lavatory and will steal your excrement
that scary man on the spice girls movie is such a turd burglar
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