Jersey Turnpike

A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.

Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?

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Jersey Turnpike

When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.

She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike

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cleveland turnpike

The act of having forced anal sex with a step sibling.

My set sister looked so good getting out of the shower I had to bend her over and give her a Cleveland turnpike.

Turnpike Slicks

Street tires that are bald from shameless burnouts, and thus resembling racing tires with no tread pattern.

Nice Turnpike Slicks durt ball.

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pennsylvania turnpike

The act of two or more short men intertwining the foreskins of their penis. Similar to docking but more specific.

I went to pornhub to watch some incest porn but all the front page had was some midgets doing the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

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Shandy Turnpike

A person who, instead of going to the bar to buy a drink themself, will give the money to a friend and place their order.

"hey Tim are you going to the bar?"

"yeah."

"Dude, get me a Bud while your there."

"Jesus Paul your such a Shandy Turnpike, fuck."

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tallahasse turnpike

man what the fuck u think it is

"hit my bitch with the tallahasse turnpike yesterday"
"you fuckin snake"

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