rut-tut-tut

1. The catchphrase of the two switch maestro penguins in their advert.

2. The last, vain attempt to get a laugh once a joke has gone flat. Usually unsuccessful.

1."Dum-dum-dum-da-dum, Rut-tut-tut."

2. "and then the French guy says 'deoderant, what's that?'. Heheh (awkward silence). Umm.. rut-tut-tut?"

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TUT

TUT- a tut is a term used for the area of the larger womans body (her chest and gut) is one UNIT. it will look like one large round ball.

OMG! Look at that TUT its huge.

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tut up

Tut up cannot be defined. It is undefinable. It is the omega and the Alfa of all words. It is everything but at the same time Cameron.

Margret said to Cameron to tut up and Cameron cried.

To tut up means to like Tonia's Weiner cheese.

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putty tut

other wise know as the vagina pronounced PUTT E TUT like NUT!

pussy aka "putty tut"

King Tutting

v. usually performed during a threesome with two girls. the male/female stands in the middle of the two girls and fingerbangs the both of them. one preferably standing and the other sitting, giving the image of an Egyptian hieroglyph

Guy 1: last night i was king tutting your mom and your sister... i hope you dont mind.
Guy 2: What!?

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king tut

The pose a female strikes when accidentally caught naked. An attempt to cover the breasts by crossing the arms in front of them. Often used in risque celebrity photography or on the cover of porno mags.

Also refers to the same position during sex in an attempt to keep the breasts from bouncing excessively.

I walked in on her naked, but I couldn't see her tits because she was doing the king tut.

I nailed her so hard she had to do the king tut to keep from getting a black eye.

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King Tut

The ultimate...I mean the ultimate props that can be given a guy for sexual achievement. A King Tut is when a guy pleasures four girls at once; while laying on his back, one girl rides the stick, one sits on his face, and the other two take each hand. Then the four girls lean in toward one another and make out while the King rocks out the four vaginas. The resulting geometry is a 4-sided pyramid.....the BEST pyramid ever.

Those four bitches came over and got drunk, then we did the King Tut.

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