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Omg; He went so deep into my Twat
It was so good. We're going again
tonight at my place.
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Person who uses Twitter to the point of annoying the hell out of everyone or simply a person who uses Twitter.
"Jesus, does Sarah have to tell us every stupid thing she's doing on Twitter?"
"She's a Twat."
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To absolutely smash something out of existence. Generally a way of telling or describing how hard to hit something.
Playing pool:
Player 1: I don't really know how to break.
Player 2: Just twat it!
What "tweet" becomes after you hit the send button on Twitter. Once a "tweet" is (the present tense) is sent It becomes a "Twat" (the past tense).
Joe, I sent you a tweet, did you see it. Tom, no I did not, I will look back through the twat.
A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.
You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!
The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."
1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina
1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat
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