Tweet

1. The act of ejaculating.

2. The new coined phrase for "jerking off".

1.: "Dude, I totally tweeted all over my girlfriend last night!"

2.: "I'm going in the bathroom to tweet."

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tweet

An order to stop talking. Usually when someone is being annoying.

"blah blah blah blah...."
"hey! tweet! no one wants to hear it!"

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tweet

good luck; do well
usually said in sports, but it can be said in general too

As he was walking up to the base, we all yelled "Tweet!" at different times for good luck.

"Are you performing in the play?" "Yes I am." "Well, I hope everything goes well. Tweet!"

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tweeting

In an automobile, turnig the audio bass completely down, the treble and volume all the way up, riding around playing your favorite song.

Jake: Dude, I feel like tweeting

Matt: Hell yeah!

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Tweet Tweet motha fucka

1. Get the shit out mother fucker!!!! - said by a chicken
2. I am fucking pelican niggar!

INdian Chicken: Hi
China Chicken: Tweet Tweet Motha Fucka!!
INdian Chicken: Kunchi Sapidum
China Chicken: Motha Fucka Tweet Tweet...
Indian Chicken: Crow help me!!!
Crow: Kaka kakakaka tit tit motha fucker!!
Indian Chicken: Ya tweet tweet
China Chicken: Face palm, cockster....

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buck-tweet

an intrusive commercial advertizing message one receives on Twitter

I hate that whenever I use a technical term on twitter, I end up getting unsolicited buck-tweets about related products or businesses.

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sweet-tweet

a complementary, exceptionally clever, or simply pleasant Twitter post

(1) It’s not 'sucking up' to send sweet-tweets to celeb heroes; it’s only like you're applauding them.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.