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a movie that is constantly raved about but really is a try hard harry potter with vampires. girls scream when they even .
person 1 : oh emm gee did you read twilight last night?!
person 2: yeah i finished it ages ago, but i saw the movie, isnt edward a hottie?
person 1: yeah i so wanna bang him.
random: WTF?!
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A beautiful song by Elliott Smith. Probably one of my favourites. The way he sings it (in barely a whisper) you get this eerie feeling like it IS twilight, and you're in the woods alone somewhere. Simple, but infinitely beautiful.
Because your candle burns too bright
Well, I almost forgot it was twilight
Even if I think that you are right
Well, I'm tired of being down, I got no fight
You're wonderful, when it's beautiful
But I'm already somebody's baby
And if I went with you I'd disappoint you too
Well, I'm already somebody's baby
Already somebody's baby
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A book that brainwashes people into thinking vamipires are real. Seriously people it's just a book!! Harry Potter is way better than this piece of crap.
Obsessed Girl) OMG, Edward is so hot!! Robert Pattinson is ugly though...
Me) They're the same guy.
Obsessed Girl) Shut up or I will bite you with my vampire teeth.
Me) Good luck with that. (At least I'm the one who has a brain.)
In other words Twilight brainwashes people!!
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A gay emo vampire book starring the dumbest chick in the world and the fugliest vampire since Bela Lugosi's asshole. Nuff said.
Teacher: What are you doing?
Dumb girl: Reading Twilight.....
Teacher: *ughhhh*
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Another name for soccer. (futbol) given because the game consists of everyone running around for about an hour and a half and no one scores.
Can we please change the channel to a real sport? No one wants to watch twilight.
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a awkward girls struggle between beastiality and necrophilia
bella: should i fuck jacob or edward?
twilight hater : idfk this is dildos
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the dumbest fucking series in the world
watching twilight is like having diarrhea
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