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Two Girls, One Swamp

The act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. The two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their rectums, vaginas, and mouths. While this is going on a Mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens' ears, "Better out and in, I always say."

My mandingo party was asked to help in a Two Girls, One Swamp party. It was a little smelly.

by SiranianHawk13 February 12, 2015


two guys one sandbox

Gay sex in a sand box, anal bro

Yo fam, two guys one sandbox after school?

by treezus0522 March 6, 2016

31๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two Girls One Up

A pun on the internet meme "Two Girls One Cup" depicting Princesses Peach and Daisy holding a One Up Mushroom.

Ever heard of two girls one cup?

yes and i prefer two girls one up.

by ShadowEan November 4, 2010

26๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


two deer one cat

a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.

"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"

"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"

"oh the babies"

by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two Birds, One Bone

Slang for a mff type threesome. Nearly every man's fantasy.
Derived from the common phrase "killing two birds with one stone".

Two Birds, One Bone is fun fun fun!

by Submitters of Words June 29, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two girls One finger

A porn that involves lesbians causing each other to vomit, then playing with it before ultimately the one defecates into the other's mouth, and they traverse it between their mouths and so on.

"If you think Two girls one cup was bad, try watching two girls one finger."

by SKRealTime November 8, 2016

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Two Girls One Dinosaur

The act of two girls having sex with a dinosaur

Cindy- i want your dinosaur cock
Amber- yeah gerorge fuck me
George The Dinosaur- rawr
Amber- oh yeah It turns me on when you rawr. Lets do two girls one dinosaur
Cindy-mmmmm,great idea

by A7xFalling In ReverseA7xBlink February 11, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž